Jigoku: inbox

[harimaya]

"Your call has been forwarded to the voicemail for, … … ….
No one is available to take your call.
At the tone, please record your message."

( text/audio/video/action )
un: gohan

Comments

text; un: jlfan

[ahost]

[ it's 11:55 pm. a few minutes away from midnight, which is close to the start of the forbidden hours where hizen threatened not to get any calls or texts.

so, really, he's not breaking any rules here. ]

Hizen ✨
I need your expert advice on something.

[harimaya]

(Luckily for Yuuji, Hizen is actually a night person so 11:55 is still early for him but considering how little tolerance he has for most people at most hours, any time is too late for him. There are some "..." that show he's replying... they come and go for awhile until some time later, he finally replies,)

What do you want?

(... He was definitely going to say something mean originally.)

text; un: UEHARA

[metafictions]

[It's almost 7 in the morning when Hizen gets a text from Kamui: a photo of a small assortment of bentos stacked up on a convenience store counter.]

Hizen-san, do you want these? My manager says I'm supposed to throw them out at the end of the day, but they're still good, really. It feels like a waste.

un: GOHAN

[harimaya]

Same store?

(Hizen Tadahiro has never responded to a text so fast in his life.)

Hidden ID; voice

[jigokumods]

[ The voice is clearly someone from the Shuten office, though, despite the hidden ID signifier. It comes along with a sent file that's just as copy of this conversation. ]

Don't do anything during the upcoming neutral gathering. But afterwards? Take care of this guy. He doesn't need to be finished off, but he does need to be humbled. Make it happen.

[ And that's it. Official orders. ]

[harimaya]

(Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Orders received. He knows what he has to do. )

un: jlfan (text)

[ahost]

[ it's July. he somehow survived all that mess. it's time to check up on all his friends— ]

You alive?

[ that's it. that's the text. ]

[harimaya]

([read])

text; un: sangria

[breweries]

Did you enjoy the wine I imparted to you?

[harimaya]

Is it usually strong?

(Guess who got drunk faster than he thought he ever could.............)

text; un: deku

[fullgauntlet]

Hizen-san? I'm sorry if this is a little out of the blue... It's Midoriya Izuku. You helped me once before with something that happened in the streets?

I wanted to check in after everything that happened at the beach. Are you doing okay?

[Here comes an annoying protagonist that worries about people too much. Even acquaintances.]

[harimaya]

(What a surprise... the people in this city are so weird,)

The hero kid?

Text | un: Pantsonpyre

[localweirdo]

It took sometime but I think I finally found you.

un: gohan

[harimaya]

(What--)

Who the hell is this?

text; un: fushiguro

[mahoraga]

Hizen-san, sorry to bother you.

I was hoping to find out how Yuuji is doing.

[ yooj how could you leave him he's so lonely this is sad ]

[harimaya]

(Fortunately for Megumi, he's established himself as "acceptable" so it is not a bother... this time.)

Are you asking for a report or something?

text ; mistynight

[hellborne]

Congrats :) You deserve that #1 spot.

[harimaya]

(Wakes up and checks his phone
Squints
Who the fuck
What the fuck)

what

text; un: rider

[kaientai]

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Hehe

[ he is proud of you, hizen, even if this is a win that isn't earned. deal with it. ]

[harimaya]

(NOT ANOTHER TEXT HE'S WAKING UP NOW. HE'S AWAKE.)

What are you talkign about

un: oneflower

[kikuichi]

I hope you enjoy the steaks.

[That's all Norimune will say, because he knows other people will contact Hizen about the new rankings. It shouldn't take much for his comrade to connect the dots.]

[harimaya]

(aptain, he's dying.)

Congratulations.

(He doesn't want to talk about it but he'll congratulate Norimune all the same...........)

text; un: UEHARA

[metafictions]

Congratulations on the steak dinner. I'm very sorry for the influx of messages you're probably getting.

I think the Celestials are having a little too much fun with all this...

[He's just going to send a handful of screenshots for how to disable Ember notifications... he's been there...]

[harimaya]

(IMMEDIATELY HECKING DISABLES AS MEGUMI'S TEXT COMES IN--)

I'm going to teach them a lesson.

text; un: fushiguro

[mahoraga]

[ #1 on the hotness board ... Hizen, he is sorry. He gets it. ]

Hizen-san ...

I hope it has not been too stressful for you.

[harimaya]

(HE'S DRINKING NOW, MEGUMI. ITS MORNING AND HE'S DRINKING.)

I'm going to show them divine punishment.

action

[inspiteful]

[ It is morning. Skylark is up this early to make breakfast, since that's the least he can do while Hizen is letting him stay here, when he sees Hizen emerge from the tatami room and come in. And probably goes straight for the fridge. ]

...Why are you drinking this early?

[harimaya]

(Flatly,)

I'm going to kill someone.

un: oneflower

[kikuichi]

[Out of the blue...]

Do you have a favourite bubble tea flavour?

[harimaya]

(Blinks.)

No?
You know I'm not picky.

(a little gift 🎁 from the 🐯)

[ahost]

[ hizen will walk into his humble apartment to find a nicely wrapped box at the center of his dining table. the card attached is dinosaur-themed, silly doodles of a t-rex waving its tiny arms. written inside:

'drink your heart out! — itadori yuuji ♥'

what's inside is an untouched bottle of the finest and most expensive alcohol, fresh from the palace in the tamamo turf.

the eightfold blessing 🥂 ]

[harimaya]

(WHAT THE HELL YUUJI HE'S GOING TO CRY EXCEPT NOT REALLY HE'S GOING TO BE OVERWHELMED AS HELL ABOUT THIS THO)

text; un: skewer- night of the bombs 1/2

[passthrough]

hizen

where are you right now

[... MESSAGE COULD NOT BE RECEIVED...]

voice; 2/2

[passthrough]

[after a suspiciously long amount of time with Nothing Back--]

Hizen??? Oi, pick up.

Hizen!

[... MESSAGE COULD NOT BE RECEIVED...

Guess who doesn't know you're phone's in the river. Time to go panic at Norimune a bit!!!!!]

[action which is technically still a voice message, kind of,] [also night of all the bombs]

[worldbent]

[With the little fox shiki vouched for by Otegine, Matoba waits until the chaos around them has quieted a little to get his moment alone with Konnosuke. Kneeling, he draws a small paper doll from his inner kimono- it's different from the ones Natori uses, pointed at the top, with a spell written on the front.]

Please deliver this to your master. It is a cruder form of my servants. If needed, he can use it to find me in all of this.

[His voice lowers more then, feeling acutely for the presence of any eyes around them.] And, please tell him this: "Do not be distracted by a false threat. This alliance must hold- we cannot afford to take our eyes off the target now."

I won't be focusing on things there... His master is going to remain to handle things on that side. I am handling your kin. [He smiles at Konnosuke, which doesn't look entirely friendly.] I wonder if they will find you interesting, little messenger.

text; un: owen | i am so sorry

[sicklysweet]

[These messages were not all sent on the same day - they were actually sent to Hizen over a period of several days - but with him only getting a new phone recently...

Well.

They do all show up at once, unfortunately. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason, and there's no accompanying text with any of them. So here it goes...

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

Eleven.

Twelve.

Thirteen.

Fourteen.

Fifteen.

And then the last one. For now, at least.]