Jigoku: inbox

[harimaya]

"Your call has been forwarded to the voicemail for, … … ….
No one is available to take your call.
At the tone, please record your message."

( text/audio/video/action )
un: gohan

Comments

[mahoraga]

[ oh. he LOVES reports. ]

If that would not be of trouble for you?

[harimaya]

Food
💮 Pass. Eating and helps with cooking.

Rest
💮 Pass. Recently purchased bedding for Itadori.

Responsibility
🈴 Acceptable. Helps with chores and errands. Cleans up after himself. Comes back hurt from work and can be careless with treatment.

Communication
🆖 No good. I still have no idea what the hell is going on.

Relationships
🆖 No good. Because you're asking me instead of him so I assume things are shit.

Other
🈴 No comment

Final Remarks
Overall, Itadori is doing well. I'd say don't worry but I still have no idea what the hell is going on so worry if you want. It's none of my business.

[mahoraga]

[ he wasn't expecting an actual report but he loves reports and this is good. 'none of my business', hizen says, when he sat down to write a report. what a nice guy. ]

He won't talk to me. I don't know what's going on either. [ Well, he does have a hunch, but surely it doesn't have to be this dramatic. ]

I'm glad to hear he's doing fine, though.

[harimaya]

He's your friend.
You know more than me.

(He knows Megumi knows more even if he doesn't realize it?)

If this keeps up, I'm gonna start charging.

[mahoraga]

[ He does not have much money and would prefer Hizen do this labour for free, if possible ......... ]

I don't know when he intends to leave. What would you want in return ...?

[harimaya]

Food is good.

[mahoraga]

[ Oh that's easy!! ]

Do you like rice ...? [ 'Gohan'. ]

[harimaya]

If that's what you're offering, I'll accept.

[mahoraga]

I can have some delivered.

[ A doggy will saunter over with two bags of rice in a few hours. Now that he's paying, though, he's going to demand more like a true karen. ]

Can I make a few requests?

[harimaya]

Costs extra.

(But yeah sure he'll see what Megumi has to say.)

[mahoraga]

That's stingy ... [ u_u but he can throw in another bag of rice. ]

He usually comes back with cuts and scrapes, and he somehow thinks licking his wounds is a good way to treat them. [ like an ANIMAL ]

Can you patch him up after his shifts?

[harimaya]

(He was half joking but he'll accept the serious offering.)

Is he human or an animal?

[mahoraga]

[ megumi cannot tell what is a joke and what is not ]

He reminds me of a dog sometimes. [ but if hizen tells yuuji that, yuuji is never coming home ]

[harimaya]

(Stop why is he reminding him of Mutsunokami--)

Fine. Leave it to me.

(He'll patch up Yuuji when he gets hurt.)

[mahoraga]

[ they are weak to himbos ]

Thanks for your help, Hizen-san.

Look out for a white wolf.