Jigoku: inbox

[harimaya]

"Your call has been forwarded to the voicemail for, … … ….
No one is available to take your call.
At the tone, please record your message."

( text/audio/video/action )
un: gohan

Comments

[kaientai]

#1 on the heavenly hotness rankings! The new ones just came out!

1/???

[harimaya]

(the what)

[harimaya]

You mean that stupid application?

3/4

[harimaya]

(Give him a sec to look this up. Give him a minute to process it. Give him 10 to process it.)

end

[harimaya]

who did this

[kaientai]

What do you mean? You were the most popular!!

[harimaya]

why

(Ryouma he's stunned. He doesn't know how to respond to this he only has so many emotions and the dominant one is anger.)

[kaientai]

Hehe, don't think about it too hard. No one can predict the whims of the Celestials. Just enjoy your payout!

[harimaya]

I'm going to find them.

(It's not a threat it's a promise)

[kaientai]

Aww, what's wrong with a bunch of random rich people thinking you're good-looking? It's not like they're wrong.

[ he has eyes. ]

[harimaya]

Because I never asked for their fucking opinion!



Or yours!

[kaientai]

But it's a compliment, Hizen!!!

[harimaya]

I didn't ask for it!

(AGAIN... he's tsundere, Ryouma.)

[kaientai]

I know! But I've congratulated you already! No take backs!!

[harimaya]

WHERE ARE YOU

(IF HE CAN'T MAKE RYOUMA TAKE IT BACK THEN HIZEN IS GOING TO GET BACK AT HIM)

[kaientai]

The office! I live here now!

1/2

[harimaya]

(>"I live here now!"

Squints.)

[harimaya]

Did you eat

(What time is it even. Late morning? Early noon? Hizen was sleeping!!! He just woke up!! He hasn't eaten.)

[kaientai]

Why? Hungry? We can go get breakfast somewhere if you like.

[harimaya]

I want udon.

(Something nice and light but also filling for summer.)

[kaientai]

Hehe, alright then. Meet me here instead.

[ he sends hizen an address to a restaurant on the edge of sutoku territory where it bumps up against tamamo territory. in this case, the foxes know their udon. ]

[harimaya]

(Good... this is good. The little details don't go unnoticed and Hizen approves. Surely, the foxes will know how to make good udon.

Hizen will arrive as expected!)

D'ya know what you want?

(Because Hizen was thinking about it the whole time down...... he's ready. Waste no time.)

[kaientai]

Yeah, of course! Jus' the house special for me. I'm simple!

[ naturally, the special at an udon shop run by kitsune is... kitsune udon! but also, they throw in a couple of yakiniku skewers as well. it's a pretty good deal! ]

[harimaya]

(As expected. He nods in agreement! He'll take the same!

(And if Ryouma mentions anything about Ember, Hizen will end him.))

Staying out of trouble?

(He knows better than to ask but still.)

[kaientai]

Eheh...

[ that little laugh is maybe a bad sign?? ]

Ya want an honest answer or..?

[ because he knows that hizen knows what he's like. ]

I'm busy, in any case! Goes along with havin' my name out there more'n I'd like. Nothin' much for it though! I'll work with whatever comes.

[ ryouma wearing his kimono and hakama isn't really new, but with his powers fully restored he's able to do it with magic now. the fact that he has two swords stuck through his hakama strings is a thing, but he's also sitting right now, so it's probably not obvious. ]