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[harimaya]

"Your call has been forwarded to the voicemail for, … … ….
No one is available to take your call.
At the tone, please record your message."

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un: gohan

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[inspiteful]

[ Well he could already guess that based on the look on Hizen's face,,, ]

And what prompted this bout of murderous urges...?

[harimaya]

(Opening the bottle, pouring him a little sake cup,)

Heaven.

(And knocks it back.)

[inspiteful]

What did the gods do this time?

[ Since clearly Heaven is where all the gods hang (and he can say from experience that gods do Some Shit). ]

[harimaya]

(He just woke up and he's drinking first thing in the morning,)

Pick favorites or some shit.

(HE DOESNT KNOW HE NEEDS TO PROCESS THIS.)

[inspiteful]

Oh. Is that you this time?

[harimaya]

(SLAMS THE CUP DOWN and goes for another refill just as his phone goes off with another alert,)

I wasn't even on the stupid application this time.

(As prickly as he is Hizen also just looks... very embarrassed. It's always been very obvious that Hizen doesn't care about his appearance.)

[inspiteful]

[ Just...watching Hizen do all that. He's not going to stop Hizen from drinking but depending on how hard he goes, maybe Skylark should make some hangover cures... ]

Well...I don't know, probably a couple of them noticed you and thought you were interesting, for whatever reason.

[ He's not going to claim he knows how Celestials think, it's just what he figures happens with beings that are old and powerful enough. ]

Maybe if you don't do anything else that catches their attention, they'll leave you alone?

[harimaya]

(Not only is he not human but he is a spirit from Tosa where they drink sake like water like I'm not kidding because Hizen is from alcoholism.)

I didn't even do anything.

(Literally, he just came out from keeping low. He's been trying to stay low!!)

What a pain in the ass.

(His phone alerts again. And again.)

[inspiteful]

[ Bluntly: ] Gods are mysterious and find all sorts of shit amusing. Even doing nothing, sometimes.

...What do you want for breakfast?

[ Might as well feed Hizen as troublesome things seem to be awaiting him. ]

[harimaya]

Can't stand 'em.

(God!! He hates them!!! His phone keeps going off and he just tosses it into the living room. Right onto the couch.)

What're you making?

[inspiteful]

[ Rip Yuuji if he's still there. ]

Congee. Hope you don't mind.

[ Though he's quickly learned that Hizen will eat more or less anything edible. The rice is boiling on the stove right now, and he was about to cut the chicken and ginger. ]

[harimaya]

(The phone is still going ping ping ping over in the living room but at least it's muffled. He takes another sip of sake and mumble,)

Mhm.

(He is a simple spirit that will, in fact, eat anything.)

[inspiteful]

Would you like anything else?

[harimaya]

Don't worry about it.

(He isn't going to let him do all of the work. There isn't much space in the kitchen. Really, the whole apartment is pretty small but there's still room to at least turn on the electric kettle to get some water boiling for tea.

He'll rifle through the fridge for some tsukemono to set out for them to eat with their breakfast too. Nothing fancy! Some pickled yellow radish and cucumber.)

[inspiteful]

[ This actually...seems to put Skylark in a bit of a good mood? He's humming a little as he slices up the chicken and ginger to add to the pot. ]

Thanks.