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un: gohan

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Congratulations on the steak dinner. I'm very sorry for the influx of messages you're probably getting.

I think the Celestials are having a little too much fun with all this...

[He's just going to send a handful of screenshots for how to disable Ember notifications... he's been there...]

(IMMEDIATELY HECKING DISABLES AS MEGUMI'S TEXT COMES IN--)

I'm going to teach them a lesson.

Is there even any way to properly go after them?

I am divine punishment.

I'll find a way.

[HIZEN.........]

On the bright side, you'll probably drop in ranking soon, and then no one will want anything to do with you. Apparently it was just one Celestial who inflated my rank once: since they got bored I've kept placing low. No one's bothered me with weird messages and pictures since.

[he got a lot of dick pics hizen it was terrible]

(HE IS DIVINE PUNISHMENT. THE SWORD OF IZO WHO DELIVERS DIVINE PUNISHMENT. THIS IS HOW HE KILLS--)

That's it?

(Wait. That's how it works?)

Yeah. That's it. It's based entirely on whim.

(Honestly that just makes him hate this even more but this time, for more personal reasons,)

That's fucked up.
You can't just pick people and drop them because you're bored or some shit.
What about how they feel?

You're right. It doesn't seem fair to me either, but... according to Ydris, that's how the Celestials are. "Entranced by new curiosities," they said.

At least we both got free dinners out of being #1's?

Well fuck them

(It's personal. He doesn't like the celestials now!!! It's a sensitive topic to him but wait)

Dinner?

Ask Ydris. You get a cash prize. Enough for a fancy dinner for two.

[He hasn't cashed in his yet, but who's counting.]

You got one already?

Um... yeah... when I was the top rank for a little while, they just told me to go over to the office to claim it. I'm sure it'll be the same for you.

Do you want another one?

(He sure is

asking Kamui if he wants to get dinner with him.)

[...........

did hizen just ask him out to dinner.]

why
are you sure

[No, wait, don't send any of those, Hizen's just going to say not to tell him what to do again.]

Sure. I'd like that.