Jigoku: inbox

[harimaya]

"Your call has been forwarded to the voicemail for, … … ….
No one is available to take your call.
At the tone, please record your message."

( text/audio/video/action )
un: gohan

Comments

[hellborne]

There's some sort of ranking to see who's the most attractive and it looks like you're number one :)

[kaientai]

#1 on the heavenly hotness rankings! The new ones just came out!

1/???

[harimaya]

(the what)

[harimaya]

You mean that stupid application?

3/4

[harimaya]

(Give him a sec to look this up. Give him a minute to process it. Give him 10 to process it.)

end

[harimaya]

who did this

1/???

[harimaya]

a what

[harimaya]

(HE'S LOOKING IT UP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE THINKS ITS ABOUT THIS EMBER THING EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT)

[harimaya]

oh n

/end

[harimaya]

WHAT THE FUCK

[kaientai]

What do you mean? You were the most popular!!

un: oneflower

[kikuichi]

I hope you enjoy the steaks.

[That's all Norimune will say, because he knows other people will contact Hizen about the new rankings. It shouldn't take much for his comrade to connect the dots.]

[harimaya]

(aptain, he's dying.)

Congratulations.

(He doesn't want to talk about it but he'll congratulate Norimune all the same...........)

[harimaya]

why

(Ryouma he's stunned. He doesn't know how to respond to this he only has so many emotions and the dominant one is anger.)

[kikuichi]

Thank you ♪(´▽｀).

I wasn't expecting this. But I can certainly appreciate the prize.

[No teasing (much...), but thinking about other stuff helps? Like steak! And talking about himself.]

text; un: UEHARA

[metafictions]

Congratulations on the steak dinner. I'm very sorry for the influx of messages you're probably getting.

I think the Celestials are having a little too much fun with all this...

[He's just going to send a handful of screenshots for how to disable Ember notifications... he's been there...]

[kaientai]

Hehe, don't think about it too hard. No one can predict the whims of the Celestials. Just enjoy your payout!

text; un: fushiguro

[mahoraga]

[ #1 on the hotness board ... Hizen, he is sorry. He gets it. ]

Hizen-san ...

I hope it has not been too stressful for you.

[harimaya]

I'm going to find them.

(It's not a threat it's a promise)

[harimaya]

I didn't even do anything.

(HE WASNT EVEN ON EMBER THIS TIME)

[harimaya]

(IMMEDIATELY HECKING DISABLES AS MEGUMI'S TEXT COMES IN--)

I'm going to teach them a lesson.

[harimaya]

(HE'S DRINKING NOW, MEGUMI. ITS MORNING AND HE'S DRINKING.)

I'm going to show them divine punishment.

[kaientai]

Aww, what's wrong with a bunch of random rich people thinking you're good-looking? It's not like they're wrong.

[ he has eyes. ]

[harimaya]

I thoguht I told all of you not to worry about it!

[harimaya]

Because I never asked for their fucking opinion!



Or yours!