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[harimaya]

"Your call has been forwarded to the voicemail for, … … ….
No one is available to take your call.
At the tone, please record your message."

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un: gohan

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[kikuichi]

I guess people noticed you.

[The Celestials are watching...?]

[harimaya]

THEY BETTER FUCKING STOP

[metafictions]

Is there even any way to properly go after them?

[kikuichi]

Uhahaha! Just leave it be and maybe they'll find someone else more interesting.

[harimaya]

I am divine punishment.

I'll find a way.

[metafictions]

[HIZEN.........]

On the bright side, you'll probably drop in ranking soon, and then no one will want anything to do with you. Apparently it was just one Celestial who inflated my rank once: since they got bored I've kept placing low. No one's bothered me with weird messages and pictures since.

[he got a lot of dick pics hizen it was terrible]

[harimaya]

(Shylock u do not even know the overwhelming weight of having humanity forced onto you is........

He sucks on the candy, letting it melt on his tongue and keeps quiet,)

... No. (A sip of tea,) I just...

(Voice trailing. No, he isn't going to finish it.)

[harimaya]

(HE IS DIVINE PUNISHMENT. THE SWORD OF IZO WHO DELIVERS DIVINE PUNISHMENT. THIS IS HOW HE KILLS--)

That's it?

(Wait. That's how it works?)

[harimaya]

(Norimune, Hizen has baggage about being not as cool as Mutsunokami you know that)

I'LL END THEM

[kikuichi]

Of course. If you find them, let me know.

[He wants to watch, tbh.]

[harimaya]

Why? Are you helping?

[metafictions]

Yeah. That's it. It's based entirely on whim.

[harimaya]

(Honestly that just makes him hate this even more but this time, for more personal reasons,)

That's fucked up.
You can't just pick people and drop them because you're bored or some shit.
What about how they feel?

[metafictions]

You're right. It doesn't seem fair to me either, but... according to Ydris, that's how the Celestials are. "Entranced by new curiosities," they said.

At least we both got free dinners out of being #1's?

[kikuichi]

I am a little curious about whoever's responsible.

[He didn't even answer the question. Well, more information is good in general...]

[harimaya]

(Not replying to that,)

You should take care of yourself.

[harimaya]

I'm serious old man! I'm gonna show them divine punishment!

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[inspiteful]

[ It is morning. Skylark is up this early to make breakfast, since that's the least he can do while Hizen is letting him stay here, when he sees Hizen emerge from the tatami room and come in. And probably goes straight for the fridge. ]

...Why are you drinking this early?

[kikuichi]

I believe you will. I'll lend you my aid once you do.

[Can he... it's probably a bad idea. But Norimune will stand by Hizen, no matter what.]

[harimaya]

(Flatly,)

I'm going to kill someone.

[inspiteful]

[ Well he could already guess that based on the look on Hizen's face,,, ]

And what prompted this bout of murderous urges...?

1/2

[harimaya]

Well fuck them

(It's personal. He doesn't like the celestials now!!! It's a sensitive topic to him but wait)

[harimaya]

Dinner?

[harimaya]

(Opening the bottle, pouring him a little sake cup,)

Heaven.

(And knocks it back.)

[inspiteful]

What did the gods do this time?

[ Since clearly Heaven is where all the gods hang (and he can say from experience that gods do Some Shit). ]